Life really IS a soap opera. Let's get right to it and meet our happy little band of players for this challenge.
Why Hello Mr. Valo ... (swoon)
Hmmm, I was hoping my mad dance skills would get Ville's attenion a little bit more, ... oh well no rush, the games have just begun.
Moody Colin decides to read now that Ville has joined in the dancin'
Deb - Naomi, seriously girl come have some salad.
Naomi - Hmmm, I don't know, today is a 200 calorie day.
A little later I decide to go check out the local park. I see all my new friends are there as well as some chic I hadn't met yet. But I know who she is ... Amy Lee ... Blah.
Hey!! ... is that skank talking smack about me to Ville???
While everyone was creating massive amounts of drama I was being a good Irish boy. I met a fine young lass ... don't hurt that she is rich either. Sure we've only known each other for a couple of days but I figured why not move on in with me. Two's company right???
Colin - Sigh... I really don't see why I need a job... What's her name already has a good paying job.
Tori - Well for one you knocked me up! You expect me to work too? And my name is Tori!!
Gasp!! Colin...you dog, Amy?? Ewwww.
Colin - Oh yeah, who's wants a piece of me now!?
Colin, go back inside... fight the temptation... you have a baby on the way man!!
Amy - Nice undies. So ummm, Tori is sleeping right?
Yes Colin... that is your brain on Amy....
Naomi - That damn judge, so I have a habit of throwing things at people... is that really something to send someone to boot camp over? Then again, I'm sure I must have burned off a good 3000 calories today.
Amy - So uh... where is your sandwich?
Naomi - it's right here in my hand. It's an air sandwich, fat free, calorie free, matter free food... Mmmmmmm!
Gee Amy, maybe shoo away the dog from you friends couch no??
A few quick crunches before bed to work off the air food.
VILLE'S PLACE Ummm Ville, you have to take the TV dinner out of the box before you put it in the oven.
Ville - hmmm, Law Enforcement or Musician? Obviously I'll be taking the mucian job, this pirate outfit is just too rockin' for rookie patrol.
Wow, Ville really knows how to greet the Welcome Wagon guests. Looks like Colin left his pregnant girlfriend at home and Amy is whoring it up with him.
Deb - must not drool on Ville.
Ville - Oh wow that was you? I love that dirt... very unique fan gift I must say. And I love H.P. Lovecrafts stories.
Deb - Naomi girl.... I polished that sucker like Aladin's lamp...
Naomi - I wan't to polish someone's lamp...
Gasp.. Ville .. .. .. .. "NOoooooooooooo!" Not freakin' AMY!!
Deb - Oh what the hell? Amy you are going DOWN! ... and not on Ville either!
For some odd reason only Colin shows up at Amy's place on welcoming day. (Ha-ha!)
Colin - Soccer rocks .. you have any booze?
Amy - Hey aren't you that hussy that threw a drink on me? You better back off beoytch, do YOU know who I AM??? Better yet ... do you know who I'm here with??
Ville - Amy you look so hot in that corsett.
Amy - why thank you lover...(fake giggle)
Amy - guess who's 'Ha-ha-ing' now
Colin - Amy how could you!!??
Ville - Huh?
Amy - No you die bitch!
Amy - take that loser, told you not to mess with me!
Amy - are you kidding me? You came here, now you are going to give me the cold shoulder... in my own house??
Colin - I loved you... umm... er.. .. AMY! I loved you Amy.
Amy - look babe, that's the just how things are in the rock world, no hard feelings,...we can still get naughty when your girlfriend is working.
Amy - Deb you skank... I know you've been kicking over my trash can... do I need to kick your ass .... again?? Get off my property... now!
Amy - Good night Ville... I had a wonderful time, I'm still feeling all tingly and flushed.
Snicker... wait until that Deb finds out about 'this' little surprise....